#to *me*

[traggalicious]

If the next thing i post isnt a confirmation of finsihed hw or a number or some sorta fuckin note from the prime minister telling me i never have to do homework again assume i have failed and shun me. I will die if ignored for long enough, unlike my schoolwork which haunts my every waking moment and will continue to do so until the day one of us dies!

This has been a message from the Government of Canada.

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[knifefightscene]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[cronchy-baguette]

I promise

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[theriverbeyond]

how does hard drive never fucking miss